Character: Paddy Pogue

Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he’s been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.

The shirt needs a ketchup stain me thinks.

Introducing Rod Stewart’s Hair

The shirt needs a ketchup stain me thinks.

Narrator: I still don’t think flannel is the way to go. It’s too hot for summer Paddy: Well it was spring when we started Ring tone sound effect Narrator: Is that your phone? Paddy: Yes it is. This better? Narrator: Are you not going to … Read More

If I take him skydiving, will his pelvis make a whistling sound?

Word Association

If I take him skydiving, will his pelvis make a whistling sound?

Sorry for the delayed update. Had a bit of a crisis this morning, and not the good kind either. All is well and we’ll soon be back to our normal procrastinating schedule.   Narrator: You better get going. He’ll be waiting … Read More

I still don't understand the old typewriters though. Where the fuck are they getting the ribbon from?

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

I still don't understand the old typewriters though. Where the fuck are they getting the ribbon from?

Written by the guy who has a closet full of flannel and Carhart.   Narrator: You need something more appropriate Paddy: Flannel. All the homeless lumberjack kids that eat there wear flannel Narrator: They’re not homeless Paddy: Are you sure? Narrator: Why would homeless kids … Read More

"So I Guess I'll sit down On this rock And rest for just a minute..." -Shel Silverstein, The Loser

The Loser

"So I Guess I'll sit down On this rock And rest for just a minute..." -Shel Silverstein, The Loser

I’m a Loser baby. I neglected to get any work done this week. Granted I had a lot going on non comic related, but I still usually mange to get going with something at the last minute, which I suppose … Read More

so sayeth the plastic skeleton wearing a revealing work uniform and no pants. What a role model

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

so sayeth the plastic skeleton wearing a revealing work uniform and no pants. What a role model

Paddy: Look, I have no issue apologizing for the pickle incident. truthfully, I was kind of an arse Paddy: But nobody, no matter who they are, will tell me what I can or can’t wear, what I can or cannot do with or … Read More

Where the hell has he been keeping his tips? and how the fuck is he locking up the house?

Goldfish

Where the hell has he been keeping his tips? and how the fuck is he locking up the house?

Conveniently, because I no longer have a buffer, the weather has once again changed and it’s nice out again. Inconveniently, I need a buffer because I’ll be busy the next few Thursday & Fridays when I usually do the comic. … Read More

I'm not even sure he's ever set foot in a Walmart. At least not since he and Sam had that affair in Little Rock.

Nice Melons

I'm not even sure he's ever set foot in a Walmart. At least not since he and Sam had that affair in Little Rock.

Tit-sling? Cantaloupe catapult? What exactly are you doing with that banana? Orange you glad I’m out of fruit jokes? What? You don’t carrot all? Fine. I have to Pea anyway. No big dill.   Patrick: Well you go get ready and … Read More

#cucumber

Insert Cucumber Joke Here

#cucumber

I like cucumbers.   Paddy: OK, the cat is fed and the pizza will be ready for pick up in thirty minutes Patrick: I thought you were having it delivered Paddy: They said they don’t deliver here Patrick: What? That’s crazy! They’re less than … Read More

Some people are too into pizza

Hot & Saucy

Some people are too into pizza

Going a bit retro with this weeks title. Skateboards and roller skates and chicken suits and John Holmes. Then of course the cheesy modern version mentioned in the comic.   Paddy: Are we ordering for leftovers? Patrick: Sure? Paddy: Sausage? Patrick: Yes … Read More