Paddy Pogue – Page 14 – Plastic Paddy Pogue

I mean come on, why else wear a Porsche Track suit.

iPhone7SS

Patrick: You know, if you were to wear pants you would have a pocket to put your phone in Paddy: Shows what you know. Those pockets are useless. Most of them can barely fit a dime Paddy: and don’t even … Read More

Here comes the rain again

Yup. I didn’t take enough out side photos before. Now the deck is clean, there are extra chairs, it’s cloudy, a completely different time of day… Meh, usually the furniture changes in the background every week anyhow. It’s part of … Read More

We're in the pacific northwest. We recycle everything. Even dialogue.

Recycling

Oh, drama. Does the dog belong to Mr. Rubenbottom? Will it make Mrs Metiche leave her window seat? Will it spawn a neighborly fling, or a neighborhood turf war? and what about the damned leash laws? To find out, come … Read More

“Delightfully tacky AND unrefined”

and look at that, suddenly we now have two neighbors. It’s like people breed or something. I originally intended to only have our little motley crew. I thought I would just mention a neighbors name kind of thing, but then … Read More

How many clichés can he fit into one comic? Does he really need to add a new character? How much space should he give him on the cast page? Can he act like an Airline and charge him for two spaces?

you make the rocking world go round

As I wrote this I started thinking, am I technically adding a new character? Do I want to bring more neighbors in on this? More appropriately, create more neighbors? How many funny lat names can I possibly come up with? … Read More

We can rebuild him, but we can't afford the technology

Don’t forget Michelle Ryan

I think the series The Venture Brothers explained the silliness of the Six Million Dollar Man Sasquatch episode the best. It’s the best explanation Patrick: OK so how does that feel? Paddy: Like I have a new spring to my step Patrick: and … Read More

I'm thinking that these bone jokes may be hard to swallow, unless you have a really dry sense of humor

What an enormous coccyx

Paddy: I don’t understand why she had to have you come do this Patrick: She said she felt kind of awkward messing around your ischial and pubis area Patrick: I’m inclined to agree with her, it’s weird Paddy: But I … Read More

Kind of brings a new meaning to the Rubert Holmes line "and getting caught in the rain"

The Right Stuff

The Right Stuff is still one of my favorite moves. As a child, I may have watched that as often as I watched Star Wars. That may be one of the first things I watch again if we ever get around … Read More

They tried to track their tanks through Tacoma, too.

We are looking for Moose n Skwirl

Wife: What in the world? Paddy: Well, you know how we sent those photos to the Russian scammers? Wife: Yes Paddy: I kind of readdressed the envelope Paddy: to “Putin’s Proudly Promiscuous Pooftah Providers” Wife: oh, my Paddy: an hour ago some large Rocky IV types in … Read More

He been complaining lately that he didn't get Playmate of the month.

Sin in soft focus

Here’s to hoping that the image translates well to mobile. last time I tried this it kept cropping on the smaller devices. Nothing should be able to contain the ego, especially mobile phones. Wife: Actually, this doesn’t look half bad … Read More