Character: Paddy Pogue

Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he’s been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.

you know, "The markets", just around the corner from "the ol' main drag".

with a fiver in me pocket

you know, "The markets", just around the corner from "the ol' main drag".

So I was originally going to use “girls on film” to kind of keep the Duran Duran title theme going with this, but I discovered that I already used that. Conveniently I had an ear worm the last few days … Read More

vogue.

The Reflex

vogue.

Would you look at that. the beginnings of another story arc. probably only three weeks this time, but the wife actually makes an appearance again. If only because I really didn’t like seeing the character tag so tiny compared to … Read More

Hey, I like Almond Roca.

Golden gifts

Hey, I like Almond Roca.

For those of you who have never heard of it: Almond Roca The first time I had one, someone left it unwrapped and on my desk at work. My first thought was that someone made a candy cat turd. so of … Read More

ba ba bum ba pa FRESH

Tender Vittles

ba ba bum ba pa FRESH

The dog has been on my mind as of late. Likely because coworkers have been bringing theirs into the off before vet trips, and one of them got a pair of mini goats, and it’s been colder this winter so … Read More

He is of course talking about the marble scene in "My Fair Lady". Though certainly there is an adult parody of that as well.

[indistinguishable mumbling]

He is of course talking about the marble scene in "My Fair Lady". Though certainly there is an adult parody of that as well.

Now that this one is complete I realize it’s rather absurd. Not that there is this casual conversation about porn, I have those all the time. More like there is this casual conversation about porn with someone wearing Sponge Bob … Read More

Best body builder pants ever!

Brah, do you even lift?

Best body builder pants ever!

You see how I didn’t use the whole round is a shape joke, or the body of a god, too bad it’s Buddha bit! It was a stretch, but I managed to pull myself up from such a heavy set … Read More

I may be on to something here, but how to incorporate the Pike Place Market fish tossing and Evan Stone

“Pike” Place Market, a porn parody

I may be on to something here, but how to incorporate the Pike Place Market fish tossing and Evan Stone

The reality is we really are low on the morning tea. It’s kind of strange how setting up a story about needing to clean up after myself in the shop and the fact that I “donwanna” somehow managed to turn … Read More

I cheated and looked it up. because I'm a proper plastic paddy!

Happy Christmas

I cheated and looked it up. because I'm a proper plastic paddy!

Nollaig Shona agus Athbhliain faoi Mhaise Daoibh Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all.

It was either this or a book about a Farmer that was into bondage titled "50 Bales of hay"

Mani Pedi Kitty

It was either this or a book about a Farmer that was into bondage titled "50 Bales of hay"

I really like waking up with itchy ear canals and a sore throat at 2 am. Yay for colds! I can’t wait until it gets to the in-controllable runny nose bit. That always makes me laugh.   Patrick: What in the … Read More

I remind you that he also cannot remember to put on pants

Butt first

I remind you that he also cannot remember to put on pants

Christmas time indeed.   Paddy: So you’re making this for Christmas? Patrick: Yup. She never really comes out here so I’m free to work all I want and she’ll never really notice Paddy: Won’t she expect some sort of project to be done … Read More