Character: Paddy Pogue

Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he’s been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.

In this corner...Weighing in at 6 pound...

Table Tennis

In this corner...Weighing in at 6 pound...

As I’m getting older I’m learning that it isn’t so much that I can no longer do the fractions in my head. It’s more like I have a hard time remembering which way I was converting and what way I … Read More

I find it strange that a pair of paper eyes on a stick end up looking like graphics photo shopped into the photo

It’s like the Pat Cave

I find it strange that a pair of paper eyes on a stick end up looking like graphics photo shopped into the photo

So after a bit of an ordeal I am back up and running. Looks like a carriers update borked my phone somehow. At least that’s the best I can figure because when I actually did get the original phone to … Read More

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

Technology is the Devil

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

My phone died last night. It looks to be bricked from a background update but I’m not sure. I fully expect to given the run around with my carrier who will tell me to go to the manufacturer who will … Read More

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

Great Big Ol’ Clouds

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

So Yes, You Tube has Bob Ross’ videos up. I really do have some fond memories of sitting with my friend and his mother watching these. I also remember that she was very good at nurturing our creativity. Good times. … Read More

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

More important than porn

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

It is absolutely pouring rain here in Tacoma this morning. Looks like it will continue on through the night. This means lots of Star Wars characters with umbrellas. Which is a good thing. Wookies and Ewoks smell fucking awful when … Read More

He's been concerned about it since the first incident with the cheese grater, the pancakes and the pliers

No-pan kissa

He's been concerned about it since the first incident with the cheese grater, the pancakes and the pliers

Some of our more nitpicky more astute readers may have noticed that Paddy has been missing his left fifth Distal and Middle Phalanges. While it technically isn’t missing and is on my desk. I thought that I’d bring up that … Read More

I think of these every time I hear adults say they want a rocking chair. The more conservative the person, the funnier it is. Especially when it's Grandpa.

Easy Rider

I think of these every time I hear adults say they want a rocking chair. The more conservative the person, the funnier it is. Especially when it's Grandpa.

Maybe I could make adult rocking horses. That would be a good idea. There would be a huge demand for them if marketed correctly. They’d have to be made strong enough to hold two people. Hand work them out of exotic … Read More

"Hey baby, you need some dovetails pounded" doesn't really work as a pick up line.

Furniture Porn

"Hey baby, you need some dovetails pounded" doesn't really work as a pick up line.

I like the concept of looking at a lot of pictures of something and calling it porn. Spend ten minutes looking at photos of food, food porn. A couple hours looking at chairs and tables, furniture porn. Four hours shopping … Read More

I also like to call it "crisis management"

On my own…

I also like to call it "crisis management"

Somewhere along the way I stopped keeping track. Apparently I hit a hundred of these things a few weeks back. You know what that means? It means I better come up with another Halloween costume pretty quick. I wonder how … Read More

in hindsight, there is probably a cabinetmaker schoolgirl porn out there somewhere.

Ring Ring goes the bell

in hindsight, there is probably a cabinetmaker schoolgirl porn out there somewhere.

Narrator: so we’re doing this bit again are we? Paddy: Quit Cnawvshawling and help me find something to wear! Paddy: OÍ! FOR THE SHOP! Narrator: Well you’re not going to actually help Paddy: true, but this? Paddy: I mean, WHAT is it with you and … Read More