because fuck Bob Villa, that's why

This Old New Yankee Woodwright House

because fuck Bob Villa, that's why

It seems kind of funny to think I’ve been watching these shows for 30 years now. It is still amazing to me that Roy Underhill did the Woodwright shop episodes each in one take. I remember one episode when I was … Read More

Unless you're Seattle. Then you mob the city streets and stop at cross walks like good citizens.

Are you almost ready for some football!

Unless you're Seattle. Then you mob the city streets and stop at cross walks like good citizens.

Mostly I’m excited that I figured out how to put Paddy’s head in front of the Big font   Wife: NOOOOOOOOOO Paddy: I’m guessing your team just lost? Patrick: Most likely Paddy: Shouldn’t you go console her? Wife: OOOOOOOOOOO Patrick: No, it’s only pre-season. There … Read More

also brought to you by this truck. Until the second half, then it's this truck. And watered down beer, lots of watered down beer.

Brought to you by Gatoraide

also brought to you by this truck. Until the second half, then it's this truck. And watered down beer, lots of watered down beer.

Yup. Football season has started and with it comes the rain and cooler temperatures. It’ll also be a lot of traffic in Seattle for a lot of Sundays. I am OK with this. It means that when I’m not in … Read More

No Brain, no pain

Irony, the opposite of wrinkley

No Brain, no pain

So I decided to put the Tinder story line on hold. I have enough going on in my life right now that adding the possibility, no matter how remote, of dealing with messages, notifications and such going off, or the possible 2 … Read More

Jazz hands!

Ohhh, my love. My darling

Jazz hands!

The truth is they live there now. I stacked them in there a few months ago to get them out of the way of the rearrangement of the furniture and I’ve been too lazy and to grab one of them … Read More

Tinder is basically the home version of "The Dating Game" without Chuck Woolery

In search of Rodney Alcala

Tinder is basically the home version of "The Dating Game" without Chuck Woolery

I suspect if they did the dating game today with the same set up you’d have everyone sitting on their stools looking down at their phones. There would also probably be a GCI of Jim Lange in his prime hosting the … Read More

He got on my computer once. Within five minutes it was like surfing the web through a knight helmet with the face shield down

Love me Tinder, Love my do

He got on my computer once. Within five minutes it was like surfing the web through a knight helmet with the face shield down

Well I screwed that one up like 5 times this morning. Lets try this again.   Narrator: Like all the things! Paddy: like. like. oh, Candy Crush! Wasn’t she in that pizza film with John Holmes? Patrick: You’re thinking of Candida Royale Paddy: Oh … Read More

Thus far the nudes have remained on the cell phone, and not on the internet. No one really wants to see that.

Girls on film

Thus far the nudes have remained on the cell phone, and not on the internet. No one really wants to see that.

I have no idea why he’s holding the phone like that. I suppose I should get back to work on the mobility project. I also wonder how many younger people would assume that I’m making a social commentary on the … Read More

I am slightly envious

Too hot for you

I am slightly envious

This is Tacoma. It isn’t supposed to be Sunny and Hot. Not for weeks at a time. It’s too hot to sit here and work on a comic all morning.

John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito can go fuck themselves for missing the whole fucking point.

“Scalia’s Tears”

John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito can go fuck themselves for missing the whole fucking point.

I don’t like labeling and categorizing people. Dogs or cats either for that matter. In this comic Paddy is who he is. He is very full of himself, but still caring. He does what he thinks is right for humanity, … Read More