There are now thousands of higher resolution photos of the inside of the cats ears, eyes, and nose

Olan Mills

There are now thousands of higher resolution photos of the inside of the cats ears, eyes, and nose

Wow, I spent a whole eight hours on this one. Well while running around and eating and other things so maybe more like four. Three hours of that was the shitty dialogue, only to settle for slightly less shitty dialogue. In … Read More

a tisket, a tasket, they forgot to bring the casket...

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive

a tisket, a tasket, they forgot to bring the casket...

Patrick: You woke up at your own wake surrounded by strangers? What did you do? Paddy: I was going to rise up and shout “They won’t let me up until I bring them a pint of cider!” But then I figured one … Read More

It could have been worse. He could have been dead

Love Lies Bleeding

It could have been worse. He could have been dead

How in the world do real writers end a story line? This one just seems to keep on going.   Paddy: So Lucy won and I was sent back to earth Patrick: Not into heaven? Paddy: Don’t be daft. I wouldn’t be talking … Read More

The Devil drives a Crown Victoria

and Andy Griffith as Ben Matlock!

The Devil drives a Crown Victoria

Paddy: The drinking is what landed me in the predicament. Rather, the barrel of cider. Pete offered terms for my entry, I was to bring the barrel. Cat: I am in need of attention Paddy: Well this got Lucy all fired up. It … Read More

"and if it wasn't legal than the Lawyers they would sue..."

Some say kissin’s a sin

"and if it wasn't legal than the Lawyers they would sue..."

Paddy: So Pete comes back with this giant book. Tells me its a listing of all me sins. but then Lucy says “This is shite, and scare tactics. Repeat sins only count if they’ve happened after forgiveness. My client’s never even … Read More

“Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” ― Holly Black, White Cat

Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven’s Door

“Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” ― Holly Black, White Cat

Patrick: You were killed by mistaken identity? Paddy: No, I was killed over a barrel of cider Patrick: But you just said… Paddy: And I’ll explain. So I’m deader than a well bent door nail and standing in front of … Read More

Sing along with me! "Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical..."

Bang Bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

Sing along with me! "Joan was quizzical; studied pataphysical..."

Patrick: What? Someone randomly bashed you on the head? Paddy: Goodness no. It was a deliberate accident. Paddy: The guard meant to hit me on the head for certain, but the me that he wanted to hit wasn’t actually me. The me … Read More

"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"

Just hanging around

"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"

It occurs to me, that this sub-story is winding down and I stall haven’t finished the adjustments to Paddy. The premise remains that he is supposed to be learning how to drive and as of now he can still only … Read More

Free pints for ex lepers

It’s a bloody miracle!

Free pints for ex lepers

I have this image in my that this happened either like Yoda and R2-D2 over the flash light, or else like a cat and a stuffed animal. Little back legs kicking away at it and all. I suspect it was … Read More

At the Tavern by the sea the cripple, the barrel and he made three He was no bugger, just wanted a tugger But all that came out was wee

Trifecta

At the Tavern by the sea the cripple, the barrel and he made three He was no bugger, just wanted a tugger But all that came out was wee

Paddy: So this cripple keeps poking me with his crutch. Turns out he wanted help across the muddy road to the tavern Patrick: And you being passed out next to a barrel would obviously be a good candidate Paddy: I… that bit never occurred … Read More