Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he’s been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.
Patrick: So you were drunk and trying to sneak through town Paddy: Yes and no. I was singing at the top of my lungs and trying to logroll the barrel when I rolled right into the civic guard and land flat on … Read More
Paddy: Mind you, I was doing all this out in the fields, it was all still highly illegal and dangerous. It took me weeks to get the cider out there… Cat: steady… Paddy: and I really didn’t fancy the idea of makin’ a … Read More
Remember Kitties don’t do drugs. Place the comma where you’d like. Place the coma where you’d like as well. Plasticine is a modeling clay material, it was a popular brand name but became commonly used to mean the material. Much … Read More
So here’s the actual deal with the cat suddenly showing up in the photos. I’ve long ago ran out of buffer so most of the comic pictures are getting taken on Tuesday or Thursday night. On Thursday night I generally also … Read More
How complicated were cars then? The right pedal operates the brakes, the middle selects reverse, the left one can be depressed or lifted to switch between the two speeds and, on some models, the brake lever to the right also … Read More
Paddy: So. It sounds like she found a job Patrick: That she did Paddy: She said she’ll be travelling a lot Patrick: Yes she will Paddy: and you just stay here working on projects, cleaning the house, doing dishes Patrick: … Read More
Paddy: So I went and saw that new teenage romance flick, The one about the rich guy and the reporter…should you even be up there? Cat: Cat eating something he obviously, probably should not be Paddy: anyway, there was this horrible buzzing sound, … Read More
A lot of people don’t get that The Tossers song Chicago is actually about the severe stray Cat problem in the windy city. You see, they’re not saying the the people they are describing are assholes, but that with all … Read More
Attack Eyebrows is still funny. Paddy: OH! you’re out of rum Wife: By the way, thanks for breakfast Patrick: …We could re-watch last season Paddy:You’re welcome. . Why would you do that? the last year was kind of bleh compared … Read More
Paddy: How do spiced rum Belgian waffles with bourbon maple syrup sound? Patrick: You mean make food like you’re supposed to, in lieu of rent? Wife:You’ll need to do your dishes first Paddy: no problem Paddy: um, O.K. Slight problem. Where’s the milk? Wife: Little … Read More