Kitty porn

Caught on film

Kitty porn

yup, this happens pretty often. The other morning I found him in the closet sleeping on Paddy’s lap.

Googling "euphemisms for masturbation" is hours of entertainment.

Dating Miss Michigan

Googling "euphemisms for masturbation" is hours of entertainment.

Exercising your right to privacy, Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money, Love’s labors lost, Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube…     Paddy: You could at least have the decency to close the door     Television in … Read More

We don't really have a cat. We have a fur covered walking clitoris.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

We don't really have a cat. We have a fur covered walking clitoris.

-edit 2/21/2016: noticed that the dialogue is in the wrong order. I decided to leave it since it makes about as much sense as anything else in this comic.       Television in background: I kind of like hiring somebody … Read More

I think I had the same grin on my face the first time I saw that movie also.

Track lighting not required

I think I had the same grin on my face the first time I saw that movie also.

Narrator: Suddenly, a voice echos from above Wife: YUCK! DAMN IT CAT!     Television in background: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous Cat: Remember, I’ve been with you all day Wife: WHERE ARE YOU?     Television in background: Was … Read More

What was that? The church burnt down? Holy Smokes!

Everyone knows who did it

What was that? The church burnt down? Holy Smokes!

My resolution to cut back on my pie lasted about 3.14 seconds this year   Patrick: Are you going to try and make a change for the better this year? Paddy: You mean like change clothes more often? Put holiday decorations away … Read More

He is STILL in that nasty outfit.

Dropping the ball

He is STILL in that nasty outfit.

So I managed to slap one together. Mostly because as I sit here, this comic is mostly true. The wife is in bed, and I’m at the computer, the cat is sitting on the floor staring at me, quietly purring. … Read More

Smoke em if you got em.

Christmas Carnage

Smoke em if you got em.

Merry Christmas. Going to take a bit of a break, so this Sunday’s comic is super simple and posted really early. I may even skip New Years.

Come and pour me some rummy rum rum...Please be careful, that's 151...

Christmas Cheer

Come and pour me some rummy rum rum...Please be careful, that's 151...

You know you are getting pretty sleep deprived when you are writing a comic about the cat, that the cat is not actually featured in, and the cat walks into the room you are working in and your first instinct … Read More

Thousands of the Furry Fuckers. Everywhere! As far as the eyes can see and everywhere under foot.

Not a creature was stirring…

Thousands of the Furry Fuckers. Everywhere! As far as the eyes can see and everywhere under foot.

The cat has seriously been dragging his furry mice toys all over the house the last few weeks. He has also become very vocal since the dog has passed. He doesn’t shut up. You think he’s sleeping, you’re by yourself, … Read More

Haaaaaaands across the water. Water. Haaaaaaannds across the sky...

We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert

Haaaaaaands across the water. Water. Haaaaaaannds across the sky...

I’m already having issues with the fourth distal phalanx. It keeps coming detached. It reminds my of that Kaiju from Ultraman that launched it’s fingertips. At least I think it was Ultraman, it’s probably been 30 years since I saw … Read More