Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he’s been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.
Today’s comic is sponsored by SPAM, the mystery meat. Because nothing says delicious like Spam and Banana Fritters with asparagus. Narrator: Whatcha doing? Paddy: Catching up on fan email Narrator: How do You have fan mail? We barely have any readership Paddy: HA! Shows … Read More
It’s come to my attention that this one may need some explaining. Three men in a boat is a travel documentary put on the BBC. Basically Dara Ó Briain, Rory McGrath, and Griff Rhys Jones travel around in a boat of … Read More
“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology…” And this about sums up my week. I made it through a lot of hard work, emotional stress, and challenges only to have life give me the finger and the parts all … Read More
You know how hard it is to make bullshit that is really all just cliche sound profound and deep? This took a whole 20 minutes! That’s 20 whole minutes of my life I’ll never get back. All for a toilet gag … Read More
Happy Halloween If I had planned properly, I would’ve run a fairy good pun contest, but I didn’t plan properly. Paddy: I’m Fairy certain those kids intend to egg the house Wife: Patrick’s hiding in the pumpkin pile with the hose … Read More
If someone were to get me a blond wig and some balloons I could even reenact the Hilton sex tapes. Paddy: So Halloween is next weekend and… Patrick: You don’t have any… Paddy: Idea. No I don’t Paddy: Last year was a bit … Read More
For those with Cats, not in the Pacific Northwest I give you Matanuska Thunderfuck. Wait, no. Matanuska Thunderstruck low idling cat noises in background Narrator: Another Comic? Paddy: Recipes. I dumped a bag of oregano on meself and the floor Narrator: How … Read More
Pirates may be the best adult movie ever. It’s good enough for them to have created an R rated version, as well well as an R rated sequel. I would say that it makes a really decent bad movie. … Read More
