While we're at it, we should replace the photographer and the writer.

Howard Hawks it ain’t

While we're at it, we should replace the photographer and the writer.

I’m not sure which is worse, that the comic is a cliche, or that while I was writing and laying out the argument and the discussion, it turned into the cliche on it’s own. There is also the strangeness of the … Read More

Note that he didn't ask for a body double

Meetings

Note that he didn't ask for a body double

Meetings. Even just setting up for the pictures I got bored and started playing with my phone. If I didn’t kill the current story it was going to be weeks of pretty much everyone saying “well this is shitty”   … Read More

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes Cats are assholes: C.a.1 [Cats are assholes]: This cat is an asshole-That cat is an assholes/A cat is an asshole; C.a.2 [Cats are assholes:Cats are assholes]: Those cats are assholes-These cats are assholes/All cats are assholes.   Paddy: Might I suggest … Read More

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

Jane, Stop this crazy thing

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

The first time I heard Astro by the White Stripes I wasn’t really paying attention and only caught one of the last lines in the song. “Maybe Tesla does the Astro”  So basically I got electric car, and cartoon dog. The next … Read More

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Paddy Does Dallas

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Debbie Does Dallas is one of the most recognized titles as adult entertainment. Yet, there really isn’t anything adult in the title. Really, it could be an Audrey Hepburn movie from the 50’s about a young Northeastern woman from New … Read More

There was also going to be a bit about the Urban restaurant specializing in special mushroom dishes. The reviews said that the food takes you to another state of consciousness.

Couldn’t help myself

There was also going to be a bit about the Urban restaurant specializing in special mushroom dishes. The reviews said that the food takes you to another state of consciousness.

They were stacked there so neatly on the shelf, and they are so very enjoyable.   Paddy: So is the wife the type to be in a complete panic when she gets home? Patrick: Good question. I have no idea, … Read More

I like the tiny little pops when I eat tobiko. It's like thousand of little flying fish futures that could have been, dying in my mouth

Killing me softly with his song

I like the tiny little pops when I eat tobiko. It's like thousand of little flying fish futures that could have been, dying in my mouth

Killing me softly with his song It’s kind of a toss up for me which version I like the best.   Paddy: Strangely, I find this scene more disturbing than that one from platoon Paddy: Sushi. We should go get sushi. … Read More

Yes. The dog is quite foul.

It’s a classic

Yes. The dog is quite foul.

“It’s a classic” The fart joke that is. So of course you have to do a classic joke with a classic movie.   very quiet dog fart Paddy: There really isn’t much dialogue is there? Patrick: Nope Dog sniffing Much … Read More

Hopefully she doesn't go on a some weird destruction spree trying get home.

Falling Down

Hopefully she doesn't go on a some weird destruction spree trying get home.

I remember going to see Falling Down with a friend when it came out. She and I were the only one’s laughing through the movie. Same thing happened with Pulp Fiction. One would think that being between two major cities, one … Read More

Longest interview ever!

Are you coming to my party tomorrow?

Longest interview ever!

If you’ve never seen it. Get yourself a big glass of wine, lots of snack food, and a working pause button, and watch 2001: A Space Odyssey. Personally, I don’t care for video chat. I’m always worried this is going to … Read More