Character: Paddy Pogue

Not much is known about Paddy at this time. What we do know is that he’s been wandering around for a very long time. He has recently hitched back to Tacoma, WA from parts unknown.

LINE!

Four Eight Timing

LINE!

I learned this week that I still need a lot of practice with my timing balloons. Rather, I need more practice using the word balloons to convey a sense of comedic timing. I also realize that the font I chose … Read More

besides, they have yet to make an inflatable Santa with tinsel farts blowing out of his bottom.

Boxed Belfry

besides, they have yet to make an inflatable Santa with tinsel farts blowing out of his bottom.

Yup. The last few weeks have been leading up to adding a new character that I’m not even certain what I’m going to do with. Then why add him? because he was cheap and I think it’s really funny that … Read More

Predictably cliche comic is predictably cliche.

Bump in the Night

Predictably cliche comic is predictably cliche.

With the the long holiday weekend, I decided I’d do a quick comic without much substance. Not that this is any different from any other week, but this week I made it a purposeful decision. Next week we’ll be back … Read More

Why not indeed. Just because it LOOKS like he's looking into the neighbors houses, doesn't mean he is. I mean, he is, but that's besides the point.

Bird Watching

Why not indeed. Just because it LOOKS like he's looking into the neighbors houses, doesn't mean he is. I mean, he is, but that's besides the point.

in hindsight, I should have taken one of the other skeletons and used it’s hands in the photo to make him look more like he was holding the binoculars instead of leaning in creepily to look through them on a … Read More

because Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year

I’m glad my name’s not Christmas

because Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year

One of the things I like about working Monday through Friday 7:00 AM – 3:30 PM is that it is still light outside when I drive home from work. One of the things I DON’T like about working Monday through Friday … Read More

In truth, he did unknowingly land on Craigslist, but he couldn't figure out what all the acronyms stood for.

Who’s Craig?

In truth, he did unknowingly land on Craigslist, but he couldn't figure out what all the acronyms stood for.

Craigslist, or rather it’s users, are much different here in WA than back in AK. In AK, there were a few flakes that wanted you to hold your item and then never show up, or call. Usually everything was fairly … Read More

I was really hoping there would be someone dressed as a radio active Madam Curie Zombie.

Trick or Treatments

I was really hoping there would be someone dressed as a radio active Madam Curie Zombie.

Patrick: You should go check it out Paddy: Why me? Patrick: Because you’re dressed for the occasion Paddy: Don’t be cheeky sfx: Doorbell Paddy: Since when do birds ring door bells? sfx: random offspring from neighbors dressed as various miniature versions of the latest pop … Read More

Maybe it was a nearsighted owl with poor night vision and a speedsuit

there ’tis

Maybe it was a nearsighted owl with poor night vision and a speedsuit

Perhaps it is time for a change, maybe I should actually promote the comic. Maybe I shouldn’t be so cheap, and actually buy some ad space and promote the comic. Better yet, find a minion to promote the comic for … Read More

After Nearly missing out last year, and the year before, He decided it would be good to dress up early. It's not like he has body odor or anything. There's a sweet smell of fungus, or mildew or something, but no BO

THX

After Nearly missing out last year, and the year before, He decided it would be good to dress up early. It's not like he has body odor or anything. There's a sweet smell of fungus, or mildew or something, but no BO

Yes this years Halloween costume is a really bad ultra frilly Wonder Woman costume. I am on a budget here and the Costco costume was the cheapest I could find. Besides, it actually works for Paddy. Well except for the … Read More

"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Delta flight 1791 for DC, my name is Steve and I'll be your pilot today"

Watching the wheels go round and round

"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Delta flight 1791 for DC, my name is Steve and I'll be your pilot today"

This weeks comic is presented as is. The only reason I’m putting filler in here at all is to extend the length of the synopsis so that the script section below will be mostly off the text filters for Facebook … Read More