Character: Patrick

40ish, semi-employed.

of course we walk the dog. half the time we're tempted to walk it right off a cliff, but the bed would get cold and seem awfully large.

Crazy is as Crazy does.

of course we walk the dog. half the time we're tempted to walk it right off a cliff, but the bed would get cold and seem awfully large.

well what do you know, I managed two Sundays in a row. -and of course I messed up the final panel font. Corrected.   Patrick: Actually, I was thinking we may have a hard time finding someone because the two … Read More

Anus licking should at least qualify them for a junior corporate VP position. Let alone the opportunities in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The best part about that is I could sell the children.

Put ’em to work

Anus licking should at least qualify them for a junior corporate VP position. Let alone the opportunities in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The best part about that is I could sell the children.

and so the story finally begins. This is probably going to be slow going for awhile as I adjust to using a new graphics program.   Wife: hrmm, what? Patrick: …Sorry, just talking to myself really. Wife: About? Patrick: I … Read More