Wife – Page 5 – Plastic Paddy Pogue

That's not to say that he didn't used to do the pool boy, or the maid, the chef, the butler, the grounds keeper, the stable boy, a random guest, or anything else that moved...

Alfred Pennyworth? more like Duckworth.

Haggling. I hate it. I apparently don’t even like to write it. I suppose that it would have been easier to to do a cliche where one of us screws up the process, but I kind of what to avoid … Read More

If only I could get her to pick up the yard.

It’s Worse than that! He’s Dead Jim!

Finally. I guess it’s as good way to celebrate 10 comics as any other. Patrick: It’s probably too late to pretend we’re not home. Wife: Just answer the door, I’ll hold the dog. Patrick: Hello. ah,… Paddy: Hi. I … Read More

You were just meant to think it was a hipsters, Luke. The door to door Jesus salespeople come to your door single file to better hide their numbers.

William S Burroughs eat your heart out…

You know I can imagine Burroughs voice, as well as a poetic berating he would give to the current generation of ‘hipsters’ and their empty collection of pop culture material gathered with an anti-consumerism consumerism, without experiencing anything but the … Read More

Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion’s on the phone…

I know it seems a bit like a cheat to do the “days later” thing, but after some thought last week I decided that it was the best course of action. It moves the story along, and I can always … Read More

We're not gonna take it Never did and never will We're not gonna take it Gonna break it, gonna shake it, let's forget it better still

Following you, I climb the mountain, I get excitement at your feet…

So it is currently Monday, setting this up for Sunday. We’ll see if there are any fixes after. With any luck I can get about a month of buffer set up before my trip. Patrick: The reality is that … Read More

of course we walk the dog. half the time we're tempted to walk it right off a cliff, but the bed would get cold and seem awfully large.

Crazy is as Crazy does.

well what do you know, I managed two Sundays in a row. -and of course I messed up the final panel font. Corrected. Patrick: Actually, I was thinking we may have a hard time finding someone because the two … Read More

Anus licking should at least qualify them for a junior corporate VP position. Let alone the opportunities in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The best part about that is I could sell the children.

Put ’em to work

and so the story finally begins. This is probably going to be slow going for awhile as I adjust to using a new graphics program. Wife: hrmm, what? Patrick: …Sorry, just talking to myself really. Wife: About? Patrick: I … Read More