You Say You Want a Revolution
Paddy: So I have a question Narrator: When don’t you? What is it? Paddy: Well, He went through a lot of time and trouble to get the door opened Paddy: . Felt me up and left me tied up and well hung. Then he … Read More
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Paddy: So I have a question Narrator: When don’t you? What is it? Paddy: Well, He went through a lot of time and trouble to get the door opened Paddy: . Felt me up and left me tied up and well hung. Then he … Read More
Paddy: Where are you going? I thought you were going to open the front door Patrick:You said that, not me Patrick: I have keys, I can open this door Narrator: Wait for it… Narrator: Wait for it… Narrator: Another moment… SFX: keys being sorted Jingle … Read More
Patrick: I’ll just give you a pull Paddy: That’s not been possible for a long time now Patrick: sighReally? SFX: Sound of plastic bones being pulled, quickly with gusto, and maybe a slight grin. Yank SFX: Garage door emergency release, um, releasing. POP Paddy: Oh yes, … Read More
Paddy: I think I have it. OK The pull thing is tied Patrick: Great, now pull Paddy: SHIT Patrick: Did it come undone? Paddy: No, it’s fine. I’m attached quite well actually Patrick: Then what’s wrong? Paddy: Well, it comes down to physics and maths Patrick: What does … Read More
Patrick: How am I supposed to grab you with no waist? Paddy: Just pick me up. SFX: strong giggle Teeheeheeeheehe Paddy: So maybe not by the short ribs Patrick: Sorry Paddy: Grab me like I’m a mannequin Patrick: Huh? Paddy: Just reach in and hold on by my … Read More
Patrick: Nope. It’s too far up for me to reach without the rope Paddy: Why don’t lift me up and I’ll retie the rope Patrick: Good idea SFX: BAM! Rattle Rattle Rattle Patrick: Ow Paddy: I think you’re a bit … Read More
Paddy: You’re almost there. A little to your left. Up a bit. You got it SFX: thunk Patrick: That was it wasn’t it? Paddy: Yeah, you knocked it. Now it’s swinging about Patrick: Wait, I can feel it going by SFX: GRAB Patrick: Got it … Read More
Title and Hover text quote mined from “Four Quartets” by T.S. Elliot. Paddy: So why don’t you just pull the emergency release for the door? Patrick: If I could see it and get to it, I would Paddy: Just move the saw … Read More
Patrick: I usually keep a flashlight out here Paddy: I know, 3 or 4 of ’em actually. Patrick: I can’t find one Paddy: Maybe because it’s dark Patrick: But I usually have one by the door for situations like this Paddy: This has happened before? Patrick: Once. … Read More
Paddy: Can’t you just turn the other lights on? Patrick: That’s what I was working on. They’re not hooked up Patrick: Once my eyes adjust there’ll be enough light from the buttons on the wall to… Paddy: Open a garage door. Good thinking Patrick: Nope … Read More