Sika Deer, not to be confused with Sitka Deer. Two different species. The former is seemingly set up in Russia to spread like a pest, specifically for elaborate hunting trips. The latter seems to benefit from a better Wikipedia page. The reality is that I just thought it would be entirely very silly to have the deer work out a scheme like all of the Russian dash cam videos.
Paddy: That was close
Patrick: eh, there’s still five feet, I’m surprised she didn’t scammer off though
Paddy: Why is she laying on the ground flailing about?
Paddy: Here comes the baby. Why is it limping on three legs now?… Is it crying?
Patrick: crap. What do you wanna bet it’s a Russian Sika Deer, and just in time for traffic