My resolution to cut back on my pie lasted about 3.14 seconds this year
Patrick: Are you going to try and make a change for the better this year?
Paddy: You mean like change clothes more often? Put holiday decorations away in a timely manner?
Paddy: I've made myself hundreds of resolutions. I Never last more than a few hours. Stop Drinking, lose weight, don't fart in an elevator with just one other person then act offended...
Patrick: I think I'm going to try to make the comic funny again, with fewer cliches and exaggerations
Paddy: too late
Patrick: Yeah, it's probably been done a thousand times anyhow
