So it is currently Monday, setting this up for Sunday. We'll see if there are any fixes after. With any luck I can get about a month of buffer set up before my trip.
Patrick: The reality is that neither one of us can stand the idea of an unknown person living with us.
Wife: Well, Maybe if they were a Bonded CPA named Tommy...
Patrick: Who? Oh, I see... I hear ya...
Wife: Of Course!
Patrick: You just want an excuse to get a pinball machine.
Wife: Doesn't everyone!
Patrick: So, unless a dead family member shows up at the door, a housemate really isn't an option.
Wife: So until you find more work, the pets will just have to pay their own way around here.
Dog: What 'cha doin?
Patrick: Maybe they can get paid to follow someone else around the house.
Cat: We only follow you because you're "special"
