I like the concept of looking at a lot of pictures of something and calling it porn. Spend ten minutes looking at photos of food, food porn. A couple hours looking at chairs and tables, furniture porn. Four hours shopping for shoes, shoe porn. I like this because it lessens the the idea that porn itself is so taboo that it shouldn’t even be discussed. It shouldn’t be browsed at work, but neither should shoe shopping. The caveat is that the word string doesn’t really hold up if you are looking at cute pictures of cuddly animals.
Narrator: OK, So you’re playing a Cabinet maker
Paddy: How is that supposed to work, they never leave their shop
Narrator: What?
Paddy: A plumber, electrician, cable installer, pizza delivery.
Narrator: IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE!
Paddy: OH I GOT IT! A Distressed customer comes into the shop. They have a vintage Chippendale chest at home. They want to look into a newer model
Narrator: wow… That… No.