If Han Solo had been played by William S Burroughs, Star Wars would have been the same movie, only with William S Burroughs playing Han Solo and I think that's pretty neat.

Give me that old fashioned morphine

Posted on September 6, 2014 by Patrick Maylone

So I had this whole strip written out, laid out in Inkscape, and just needed to create the speech bubbles. Then this morning I woke up with Jolie Holland's "Old Fashioned Morphine" stuck in my head. Sadly, the rewrite is better than the original dialog which I added a fire effect to before deleting it, so that I could put it out of it's misery. Paddy: I really appreciate you doing this Patrick: Well, at this point I'm not even sure it'll work Paddy: Oh, it'll work. I remember way back when I first started to replace parts Paddy: I was spending a lot of time in dark "coffee" houses Narrator: and thus we go back... Paddy: The world was lead paint and Bakelite Narrator: The 80's, 70's, the 50's... Patrick: What? We're not doing that Paddy: But morphine, Billy Burroughs Patrick: The flashback effect. Paddy: oh Patrick: You didn't even change clothes or leave the room.It looks like it was done by a wanna be hipster Paddy: Christ, Such a thing exists?