Presented without comment because I am truly grateful to have someone in my life to put up with my weird shit and everyone assumes the character is based off of her, when it is really based off of my own conscious inner WWTWD that keeps me out of trouble most of the time.
Paddy: I like how the top drawers look like they’re happy, but this colour went out of style in the pre-Cambrian era
Paddy: Oh hi! I didn’t hear you come in
Wife: I’ve been here the whole time
Paddy: Yeah, but you were elsewhere. What are you doing here?
Wife: It’s my house. I live here. What are you doing here?
Paddy: I’d say helping, but we both know that’s a lie. So I’m going with being underfoot?