Patrick: You know, if you were to wear pants you would have a pocket to put your phone in
Paddy: Shows what you know. Those pockets are useless. Most of them can barely fit a dime
Paddy: and don't even get me started on the short zippers
Patrick: You could try men's pants or just get a arm strap
Paddy: Is that what they are?
Paddy: I thought it was for some sort of new techno right wing socialist workers party
Patrick: How did you jump to...well, no. I can see how you would think that
