I am only 1 of 3 men in the world who can have a panty line while wearing boxers

Jam don’t shake like that

I really wonder what I was thinking when I took the giant ass pictures. I mean I like a big butt just as well as the next guy, but I’m really surprised that my self conscious self let me take the equivalent to a Tumblr and Facebook safe doggy style photo. Well maybe. We’ll have to see if it get’s flagged as inappropriate. Forget “women presenting nipples”, the real outrage is “webcomics presenting fat male bums in comfy pj’s”

Paddy: I thought you were working on the room
Patrick: I was trying figure out what’s wrong
Paddy: Maybe you should drop your back and wiggle yer bum
Patrick: What?
Paddy: Isn’t it working now?
Patrick: Yeah, but now that I’m down here, I realize I tweaked my back a bit
Paddy: Deary, I don’t think you have enough backside to be doing that