Paddy: How do spiced rum Belgian waffles with bourbon maple syrup sound?
Patrick: You mean make food like you’re supposed to, in lieu of rent?
Wife:You’ll need to do your dishes first
Paddy: no problem
Paddy: um, O.K. Slight problem. Where’s the milk?
Wife: Little blue carton on the shelf
Paddy: (singing) lil blue carton,bum bum,lil blue carton, dun dun dun da da da da bum bum…soy milk?
Paddy: How in the hell do you milk a soy bean?
