It's probably the straightest I've ever been able to get him to stand

Like a Horse… Saddle

Paddy: So this is where you’ve been hiding
Patrick: I’m not sure I would call it hiding
Paddy: It looks like you robbed a Habitat Store
Patrick: Why don’t you stop hanging out in the doorway and give me a hand
Paddy: noooo. Last time I did that it took you six months to give it back
Paddy: Besides, I’m not hanging out in the doorway. I’m just well hung
Patrick: More like screwed