It is absolutely pouring rain here in Tacoma this morning. Looks like it will continue on through the night. This means lots of Star Wars characters with umbrellas. Which is a good thing. Wookies and Ewoks smell fucking awful when they get wet. Especially the Ewoks, they are really low to the ground and their are some REALLY large creatures defecating in that universe.
SFX: Bow chicka bow bow
Wife: OK enough is enough. He’s been out there for days
Patrick: Well he’s certainly got stamina
Wife: there’s no one else there! Not to mention the missing parts
Patrick: I wonder if he’s realized that it’s Halloween
SFX: Bow chicka bow boscrrrraaaaaatch!
Paddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!