You say the hatch shouldn't open when the vehicle is in motion? HA! Shows what you know! Nothing fucking works right on this van!

On-Star. May I help you?

Back to our regularly scheduled mishap.

 

Paddy: I admit, I am in serious need of assistance
Narrator: are you trying to push a help button?
sfx: Sound a latch release and a motor running
Paddy: Maybe?
Narrator: you don’t have that
Narrator: Now the rear hatch is open
Patrick: CLOSE THE DOOR BISHOP!
Paddy: Well at least it got traffic movin’
Patrick: Save Ripley!