and waiting and waiting and waiting

Waiting

and waiting and waiting and waiting

This week a family member went in for some very major, very sudden, surgery, so no continued story line for this week. All is well, but I’m exhausted from the driving back and forth to Seattle and back. and the waiting. Why … Read More

Somewhere in Northern Mongolia there's a very large, and very manly nomad with a sat phone all a twitter because Betty Hazzinofski, Prom Queen of Sugarton Iowa, is getting married.

Mark Zuckerberg Cares

Somewhere in Northern Mongolia there's a very large, and very manly nomad with a sat phone all a twitter because Betty Hazzinofski, Prom Queen of Sugarton Iowa, is getting married.

It’s very hard to safely drive and shoot pictures. Out of 30 or so photos, only 6 were any good. Guess I’m driving around in the Van with a skeleton in it again this week. Perhaps I’ll have him moon … Read More

too bad the Stout Scarab never caught on

Man with a Van

too bad the Stout Scarab never caught on

Those of you following the Tumblr, Instagram and or Facebook feeds probably saw that we went to see Flogging Molly this week. You may have also saw our seats. It was a good show, at least the half I could see … Read More

Perhaps he forgot to write a script for this weeks comic?

If it wasn’t attached

Perhaps he forgot to write a script for this weeks comic?

So there’s been a bit of a heat wave here. Not like the rest of the country, but enough that I didn’t want to be out in the sun with a plastic skeleton trying to get it to balance as … Read More

The shirt needs a ketchup stain me thinks.

Introducing Rod Stewart’s Hair

The shirt needs a ketchup stain me thinks.

Narrator: I still don’t think flannel is the way to go. It’s too hot for summer Paddy: Well it was spring when we started Ring tone sound effect Narrator: Is that your phone? Paddy: Yes it is. This better? Narrator: Are you not going to … Read More

in five feet use the far right lane to make a u-turn into oncoming traffic, then turn right

Siri, where can I hide the body?

in five feet use the far right lane to make a u-turn into oncoming traffic, then turn right

Something I do is when the voice auto correct screws up. I leave it alone. It was fate. It is also likely to bring a smile to someones face. Or possibly annoy the piss out of them so that they … Read More

If I take him skydiving, will his pelvis make a whistling sound?

Word Association

If I take him skydiving, will his pelvis make a whistling sound?

Sorry for the delayed update. Had a bit of a crisis this morning, and not the good kind either. All is well and we’ll soon be back to our normal procrastinating schedule.   Narrator: You better get going. He’ll be waiting … Read More

I still don't understand the old typewriters though. Where the fuck are they getting the ribbon from?

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

I still don't understand the old typewriters though. Where the fuck are they getting the ribbon from?

Written by the guy who has a closet full of flannel and Carhart.   Narrator: You need something more appropriate Paddy: Flannel. All the homeless lumberjack kids that eat there wear flannel Narrator: They’re not homeless Paddy: Are you sure? Narrator: Why would homeless kids … Read More

"So I Guess I'll sit down On this rock And rest for just a minute..." -Shel Silverstein, The Loser

The Loser

"So I Guess I'll sit down On this rock And rest for just a minute..." -Shel Silverstein, The Loser

I’m a Loser baby. I neglected to get any work done this week. Granted I had a lot going on non comic related, but I still usually mange to get going with something at the last minute, which I suppose … Read More