Comics – Page 14 – Plastic Paddy Pogue

so sayeth the plastic skeleton wearing a revealing work uniform and no pants. What a role model

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

Paddy: Look, I have no issue apologizing for the pickle incident. truthfully, I was kind of an arse Paddy: But nobody, no matter who they are, will tell me what I can or can’t wear, what I can or cannot do with or … Read More

Where the hell has he been keeping his tips? and how the fuck is he locking up the house?

Goldfish

Conveniently, because I no longer have a buffer, the weather has once again changed and it’s nice out again. Inconveniently, I need a buffer because I’ll be busy the next few Thursday & Fridays when I usually do the comic. … Read More

I'm not even sure he's ever set foot in a Walmart. At least not since he and Sam had that affair in Little Rock.

Nice Melons

Tit-sling? Cantaloupe catapult? What exactly are you doing with that banana? Orange you glad I’m out of fruit jokes? What? You don’t carrot all? Fine. I have to Pea anyway. No big dill. Patrick: Well you go get ready and … Read More

Insert Cucumber Joke Here

I like cucumbers. Paddy: OK, the cat is fed and the pizza will be ready for pick up in thirty minutes Patrick: I thought you were having it delivered Paddy: They said they don’t deliver here Patrick: What? That’s crazy! They’re less than … Read More

Hot & Saucy

Going a bit retro with this weeks title. Skateboards and roller skates and chicken suits and John Holmes. Then of course the cheesy modern version mentioned in the comic. Paddy: Are we ordering for leftovers? Patrick: Sure? Paddy: Sausage? Patrick: Yes … Read More

I mean come on, why else wear a Porsche Track suit.

iPhone7SS

Patrick: You know, if you were to wear pants you would have a pocket to put your phone in Paddy: Shows what you know. Those pockets are useless. Most of them can barely fit a dime Paddy: and don’t even … Read More

Here comes the rain again

Yup. I didn’t take enough out side photos before. Now the deck is clean, there are extra chairs, it’s cloudy, a completely different time of day… Meh, usually the furniture changes in the background every week anyhow. It’s part of … Read More

We're in the pacific northwest. We recycle everything. Even dialogue.

Recycling

Oh, drama. Does the dog belong to Mr. Rubenbottom? Will it make Mrs Metiche leave her window seat? Will it spawn a neighborly fling, or a neighborhood turf war? and what about the damned leash laws? To find out, come … Read More

“Delightfully tacky AND unrefined”

and look at that, suddenly we now have two neighbors. It’s like people breed or something. I originally intended to only have our little motley crew. I thought I would just mention a neighbors name kind of thing, but then … Read More

How many clichés can he fit into one comic? Does he really need to add a new character? How much space should he give him on the cast page? Can he act like an Airline and charge him for two spaces?

you make the rocking world go round

As I wrote this I started thinking, am I technically adding a new character? Do I want to bring more neighbors in on this? More appropriately, create more neighbors? How many funny lat names can I possibly come up with? … Read More