ba ba bum ba pa FRESH

Tender Vittles

ba ba bum ba pa FRESH

The dog has been on my mind as of late. Likely because coworkers have been bringing theirs into the off before vet trips, and one of them got a pair of mini goats, and it’s been colder this winter so … Read More

He is of course talking about the marble scene in "My Fair Lady". Though certainly there is an adult parody of that as well.

[indistinguishable mumbling]

He is of course talking about the marble scene in "My Fair Lady". Though certainly there is an adult parody of that as well.

Now that this one is complete I realize it’s rather absurd. Not that there is this casual conversation about porn, I have those all the time. More like there is this casual conversation about porn with someone wearing Sponge Bob … Read More

Best body builder pants ever!

Brah, do you even lift?

Best body builder pants ever!

You see how I didn’t use the whole round is a shape joke, or the body of a god, too bad it’s Buddha bit! It was a stretch, but I managed to pull myself up from such a heavy set … Read More

I may be on to something here, but how to incorporate the Pike Place Market fish tossing and Evan Stone

“Pike” Place Market, a porn parody

I may be on to something here, but how to incorporate the Pike Place Market fish tossing and Evan Stone

The reality is we really are low on the morning tea. It’s kind of strange how setting up a story about needing to clean up after myself in the shop and the fact that I “donwanna” somehow managed to turn … Read More

I cheated and looked it up. because I'm a proper plastic paddy!

Happy Christmas

I cheated and looked it up. because I'm a proper plastic paddy!

Nollaig Shona agus Athbhliain faoi Mhaise Daoibh Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all.

A thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters can still write a script where stormtroopers can aim a match

We are out of blue milk

A thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters can still write a script where stormtroopers can aim a match

Thus far I have managed to only see the first trailer for the upcoming Star Wars film. Clicking every corner and hiding every Star wars, Right wing nut case, Left Wing Fein of “I’m helping”, as well as surveys and … Read More

It was either this or a book about a Farmer that was into bondage titled "50 Bales of hay"

Mani Pedi Kitty

It was either this or a book about a Farmer that was into bondage titled "50 Bales of hay"

I really like waking up with itchy ear canals and a sore throat at 2 am. Yay for colds! I can’t wait until it gets to the in-controllable runny nose bit. That always makes me laugh.   Patrick: What in the … Read More

I remind you that he also cannot remember to put on pants

Butt first

I remind you that he also cannot remember to put on pants

Christmas time indeed.   Paddy: So you’re making this for Christmas? Patrick: Yup. She never really comes out here so I’m free to work all I want and she’ll never really notice Paddy: Won’t she expect some sort of project to be done … Read More

In this corner...Weighing in at 6 pound...

Table Tennis

In this corner...Weighing in at 6 pound...

As I’m getting older I’m learning that it isn’t so much that I can no longer do the fractions in my head. It’s more like I have a hard time remembering which way I was converting and what way I … Read More

I find it strange that a pair of paper eyes on a stick end up looking like graphics photo shopped into the photo

It’s like the Pat Cave

I find it strange that a pair of paper eyes on a stick end up looking like graphics photo shopped into the photo

So after a bit of an ordeal I am back up and running. Looks like a carriers update borked my phone somehow. At least that’s the best I can figure because when I actually did get the original phone to … Read More