Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

Technology is the Devil

Actually the photos are there, but they are in such an obscure wavelength you just never seen them before

My phone died last night. It looks to be bricked from a background update but I’m not sure. I fully expect to given the run around with my carrier who will tell me to go to the manufacturer who will … Read More

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

Great Big Ol’ Clouds

I later I caught him painting happy little bottles of whiskey

So Yes, You Tube has Bob Ross’ videos up. I really do have some fond memories of sitting with my friend and his mother watching these. I also remember that she was very good at nurturing our creativity. Good times. … Read More

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

More important than porn

Was he making a Grim Fandango porn parody?

It is absolutely pouring rain here in Tacoma this morning. Looks like it will continue on through the night. This means lots of Star Wars characters with umbrellas. Which is a good thing. Wookies and Ewoks smell fucking awful when … Read More

Bow chika Meow Meow

Now with stereoscopy

Bow chika Meow Meow

Indeed, this is current events. Well the furnace part anyway. I am very glad to be in the western part of Washington where if the furnace goes out I am not going to freeze to death. It is certainly nicer … Read More

He's been concerned about it since the first incident with the cheese grater, the pancakes and the pliers

No-pan kissa

He's been concerned about it since the first incident with the cheese grater, the pancakes and the pliers

Some of our more nitpicky more astute readers may have noticed that Paddy has been missing his left fifth Distal and Middle Phalanges. While it technically isn’t missing and is on my desk. I thought that I’d bring up that … Read More

I wake up everyday to a cat scan

Whistling in the Dark

I wake up everyday to a cat scan

One thing I have learned with this comic is that there is no good way of writing “sex with animals” and be positive that everyone will understand that you mean that there are animals in the household. Usually staring or … Read More

I think of these every time I hear adults say they want a rocking chair. The more conservative the person, the funnier it is. Especially when it's Grandpa.

Easy Rider

I think of these every time I hear adults say they want a rocking chair. The more conservative the person, the funnier it is. Especially when it's Grandpa.

Maybe I could make adult rocking horses. That would be a good idea. There would be a huge demandĀ for them if marketed correctly. They’d have to be made strong enough to hold two people. Hand work them out of exotic … Read More

"Hey baby, you need some dovetails pounded" doesn't really work as a pick up line.

Furniture Porn

"Hey baby, you need some dovetails pounded" doesn't really work as a pick up line.

I like the concept of looking at a lot of pictures of something and calling it porn. Spend ten minutes looking at photos of food, food porn. A couple hours looking at chairs and tables, furniture porn. Four hours shopping … Read More

I also like to call it "crisis management"

On my own…

I also like to call it "crisis management"

Somewhere along the way I stopped keeping track. Apparently I hit a hundred of these things a few weeks back. You know what that means? It means I better come up with another Halloween costume pretty quick. I wonder how … Read More

yes he's asleep. yes he is snoring.

wakey wakey

yes he's asleep. yes he is snoring.

Not sure what to do for this week’s strip? Out of oomph after a busy week at work? Insomnia acting up again? Throw a cat picture up. The internet loves cat pictures. Even people that hate cats love internet cat … Read More