The Devil drives a Crown Victoria
May 30, 2015
It could have been worse. He could have been dead
June 6, 2015
a tisket, a tasket, they forgot to bring the casket...
June 13, 2015
There are now thousands of higher resolution photos of the inside of the cats ears, eyes, and nose
June 20, 2015
John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito can go fuck themselves for missing the whole fucking point.
June 27, 2015
I am slightly envious
July 4, 2015
Thus far the nudes have remained on the cell phone, and not on the internet. No one really wants to see that.
July 11, 2015
He got on my computer once. Within five minutes it was like surfing the web through a knight helmet with the face shield down
July 18, 2015
Tinder is basically the home version of "The Dating Game" without Chuck Woolery
July 25, 2015
Jazz hands!
August 1, 2015