without the text, it kind of looks like a bad date gone good.

Sokurah was a hack

without the text, it kind of looks like a bad date gone good.

I really need to get moving on making Paddy more poseable.   Narrator: How goes the fill in? Paddy: Mostly OK, but the damned thing won’t stay upright Narrator: Well prop it up with something Narrator: Perhaps something less bulky? Paddy: Maybe I could … Read More

The funny thing is, I really don't know how to work it either.

Terminal operator

The funny thing is, I really don't know how to work it either.

It is taking much longer to saw off fingers than I thought. I ended up ordering a jewelers saw because  didn’t want to lose a lot of material when cutting the plastic. Using a filament cutter would have been perfect, … Read More

If Han Solo had been played by William S Burroughs, Star Wars would have been the same movie, only with William S Burroughs playing Han Solo and I think that's pretty neat.

Give me that old fashioned morphine

If Han Solo had been played by William S Burroughs, Star Wars would have been the same movie, only with William S Burroughs playing Han Solo and I think that's pretty neat.

So I had this whole strip written out, laid out in Inkscape, and just needed to create the speech bubbles. Then this morning I woke up with Jolie Holland’s “Old Fashioned Morphine” stuck in my head. Sadly, the rewrite is … Read More

Maybe I need to look on ebay for an old bone saw. I don't have one of those yet and it could come in handy.

Flesh Wounds

Maybe I need to look on ebay for an old bone saw. I don't have one of those yet and it could come in handy.

Presented without comment.   Narrator: Make sure the patient is properly restrained… Paddy: You need to go tighter Narrator: Sterilization and sharp instruments are key to success Paddy: HOLY SHIT! Stop Stop Stop. OK. I’ll quit using your wife’s clothes! … Read More

no schwanzstucker. I'm afraid he probably won't be very popular. Well maybe, this is the internet.

The case of the missing tail tucker

no schwanzstucker. I'm afraid he probably won't be very popular. Well maybe, this is the internet.

I’m usually surprised when I encounter someone that has never seen Young Frankenstein. I’m not sure why as it seems to happen quite often. Schwanzstucker scene, just because it always makes me laugh.   Narrator: “From that fateful day when stinking … Read More

indeed, her hand is glued to her forehead.

Study of Studying

indeed, her hand is glued to her forehead.

Quick sketch of the wife studying accounting. another quality iPad drawing. :-P

Somewhere on a little table, in a tiny corner, of a small room in the house, the violin is still warm.

Three sheets to the wind

Somewhere on a little table, in a tiny corner, of a small room in the house, the violin is still warm.

Yes, there really are stunt doubles. Yes I am really pulling the Frankenstein’s Monster gag. Yes it is a lame anniversary comic, but so’s the comic.   Narrator: To celebrate one year of work on this comic, we’ve decided to … Read More

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day

Technically, I'm wearing shorts.

No Pants Day. Yes there is such a thing.   Paddy: I made enough in tips to cover the costs of a stunt double Patrick: I don’t believe that, how much? Paddy: My split was $802.98 Patrick: you made that much … Read More