You know, you never see a 60 year old woman with large breasts and no bra in their ads. I suspect fowl play in the advertising department.

Do you know the muffin man?

You know, you never see a 60 year old woman with large breasts and no bra in their ads. I suspect fowl play in the advertising department.

First day on a new job is always a bit rough.   Door Slamming. very tired , near death, feet dragging steps on wooden floor Flopping into chair sound Dog: He’s been gone all day. I’m Hungry Patrick: Everything OK? … Read More

What do you mean I can't claim the clothing? The tablet and the Halloween decoration ARE business expenses Mr. Koskinen.

Budget movements

What do you mean I can't claim the clothing? The tablet and the Halloween decoration ARE business expenses Mr. Koskinen.

It has been very hot for the Pacific Northwest. I can tell because it’s has cooed down to 75 and I am contemplating a long sleeve shirt. It seems like just a few years ago I was in Anchorage with … Read More

While we're at it, we should replace the photographer and the writer.

Howard Hawks it ain’t

While we're at it, we should replace the photographer and the writer.

I’m not sure which is worse, that the comic is a cliche, or that while I was writing and laying out the argument and the discussion, it turned into the cliche on it’s own. There is also the strangeness of the … Read More

Lot's of surprised people find this drawing in a google search.

Fisting F-Chord

Lot's of surprised people find this drawing in a google search.

So for the last few years I’ve been teaching myself to play the guitar. Very Slowly. I had nearly no dexterity in my left hand from doing data entry for so so long. So I though a good way to stretch … Read More

Note that he didn't ask for a body double

Meetings

Note that he didn't ask for a body double

Meetings. Even just setting up for the pictures I got bored and started playing with my phone. If I didn’t kill the current story it was going to be weeks of pretty much everyone saying “well this is shitty”   … Read More

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Sleeping dog

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quick sketch of my sleeping dog. quick video of my Sleeping Dog

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes

Cats are assholes.

Cats are assholes Cats are assholes: C.a.1 [Cats are assholes]: This cat is an asshole-That cat is an assholes/A cat is an asshole; C.a.2 [Cats are assholes:Cats are assholes]: Those cats are assholes-These cats are assholes/All cats are assholes.   Paddy: Might I suggest … Read More

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

Jane, Stop this crazy thing

Yes, the dog did go back to sleep. That's all she does now. Sleep. Poop. Sleep. Eat. Poop. Sleep. Wander aimlessly for 20 minutes. Poop. Sleep. Pee, poop, eat, wander go back to sleep. goto 10.

The first time I heard Astro by the White Stripes I wasn’t really paying attention and only caught one of the last lines in the song. “Maybe Tesla does the Astro”  So basically I got electric car, and cartoon dog. The next … Read More

There's a polar bear in a snow storm in the background

Tree Branch & Nigel

There's a polar bear in a snow storm in the background

This was probably one of the first test drawings I did on the iPad with in Sketchbook I think just before bed.  I found a manipulate image button. kind of neat. Mostly just wanted to try the flood fill and color setting. I … Read More

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Paddy Does Dallas

Websites and paraphernalia, but I'm certain he likes the way you think. ;-)

Debbie Does Dallas is one of the most recognized titles as adult entertainment. Yet, there really isn’t anything adult in the title. Really, it could be an Audrey Hepburn movie from the 50’s about a young Northeastern woman from New … Read More