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The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers in any way shape or form. This here is a coffee snob house and we’re damned proud of it. If only I could still drink coffee.   Narrator: Cleaning? Paddy: I … Read More

Title reference for those not familiar with the folk song: Poor Paddy on the Railway One thing’s for certain, Paddy certainly has better teeth than Shane MacGowan had. Nowadays they may be made of the same material.   Paddy: Well Now … Read More

The lesson this week is that the songs we sang as children on the playground seem highly inappropriate nowadays. I’m not referring to I see London, I see France, I see someone’s underpants. but multiple songs about Chinese grocers, and … Read More

“What day is it?” “It’s today,” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day,” said Pooh. -A.A. Milne Nope. No Saint Patrick’s Day gag. Paddy’s still a bit hurt over the the O’mara incident in ’03.   Paddy: I’m thinking something more traditional. … Read More

One of my siblings would do this if there was a call for her. She would be in pajamas, and not talk on the phone because she wasn’t dressed. I’m betting her husband knows which sibling it is.   Paddy: … Read More

Now I just have to work out how he’s going to answer the damned touch screen. Let alone hold the phone in the first place. Not to confuse people with Sherlock, “Mr. Watson–come here–I want to see you.” is from Alexader … Read More

I must say it was very awkward taking these photos, as well as the next few weeks worth. It wasn’t the slip, but the whole shower scene. Mostly because the cat kept looking at us. Paddy: Alright Paddy, I know … Read More