Comics – Page 27 – Plastic Paddy Pogue

Did any one else notice that he has a rather large knife for spreading peanut butter? Sure it's a nice knife, in fact it's my favorite, but it's still over kill for peanut butter. Even crunchy peanut butter.

Closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat…

This joke is at my wife’s expense. The less I say about that the better. Patrick: The meds are in the fridge. Paddy: OK, So I’m thinking eggs and mutton, a little rice… Patrick: Um, no. She has special … Read More

Not quite awake yet.

It really does take me a few hours to wake up in the morning. I go from my normally over observant, flair for the obvious awake self to being lucky I leave the house with pants on. I suppose it’s … Read More

Ahhhhh, yer drunk yer drunk you silly old fool. As drunk as drunk can be. That's nothing but an old dog that me mother gave to me.

Pray you, who does the wolf love?

Finishing the chapter on a mellow note I guess. I’m hoping that’s the last of the night shots with my cell phone for a bit. I’m not really happy with the appearance, but it is a limitation of my medium … Read More

Not so much a howl as a very bad rendition of 'Danny Boy'.

Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.

For the record, before I get an email. We don’t intentionally get the dog drunk. She has on occasion when we weren’t looking, drank our beer. Hopefully there won’t be too many more dark comics. If there is, I’ll have … Read More

Suddenly, I'm just half the man I used to be.

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away…

I learned something. One sided, double entendre / innuendo are difficult to do when one is supposed to be talking to a beer. It certainly doesn’t help that I’ve never been comfortable with ‘dirty talk’ in a serious setting. Sexting is … Read More

As a child I was very disappointed when I learned that the "hanging of the Greens" did not involve getting rid of the mean people down the street.

From now on your troubles will be far away…

Merry Christmas. Well, I’ve learned one thing with the larger format. It certainly makes a larger file. I had to switch over to jpg so that it didn’t take too long to load. As it is, it’s going to take … Read More

Sit, Stay. Dance. Treat?

Like I said. Too many sight gag possibilities. I should probably just add the Narrator to the character listing. Oddly when I was writing this and laying it out, I felt like I was keeping a treat just out of … Read More

It's like drinking an 80% chocolate bar.

Death comes to those who wait.

So I broke the third wall. I think this is one of those situations where, yes it’s cliche, but it works. I wasn’t going to do break the narration barrier, but the possible sight gags are too many. Besides he … Read More

My wrists got Thor trying to hold the book and the camera. Maybe I can get Stephen Mangan to help next time.

Reading is fun for the mental

Douglas Adams is indeed first alphabetically in our books. Though the Dirk Gently series is after Hitchhikers Guide on the shelf. “Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul” seemed a better fit for the comic. Well that and we have a … Read More

I have an old knit sweater that used to be various shades of blue. It is now various shades of brown, black, grey with white fake mohair. I'm not entirely sure there is any of the original sweater left.

Helpful dog is helpful.

One of the downsides to wood and tile flooring is that we now have fur tumbleweeds. They are however, good entertainment for the cat when there is a breeze. Paddy: So, come here often? Dog: I’m always here. Unless … Read More