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It's actually a testament to the honesty of raccoons that they haven't figured this trick out yet.
September 18, 2017 The police, or the deer?
September 25, 2017 Then maybe he ought to get a new job and buy his own
October 1, 2017 "Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Delta flight 1791 for DC, my name is Steve and I'll be your pilot today"
October 9, 2017 After Nearly missing out last year, and the year before, He decided it would be good to dress up early. It's not like he has body odor or anything. There's a sweet smell of fungus, or mildew or something, but no BO
October 16, 2017 Maybe it was a nearsighted owl with poor night vision and a speedsuit
October 23, 2017 I was really hoping there would be someone dressed as a radio active Madam Curie Zombie.
October 30, 2017 In truth, he did unknowingly land on Craigslist, but he couldn't figure out what all the acronyms stood for.
November 6, 2017 because Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year
November 13, 2017 Why not indeed. Just because it LOOKS like he's looking into the neighbors houses, doesn't mean he is. I mean, he is, but that's besides the point.
November 20, 2017