I think I had the same grin on my face the first time I saw that movie also.
January 10, 2015
We don't really have a cat. We have a fur covered walking clitoris.
January 17, 2015
Googling "euphemisms for masturbation" is hours of entertainment.
January 24, 2015
Kitty porn
January 31, 2015
Studies show that most soy beans prefer farmers with calloused hands, but a gentle touch.
February 7, 2015
He cried for days when he found out about Elisabeth Sladen. He only stopped when we told him about her spin off show.
February 14, 2015
A proud asshole is still an asshole.
February 21, 2015
I heard Delta has already stocked up on extra blankets for the in-flight version.
February 28, 2015
I suspect he's going to be one of those people that drive really stiff
March 7, 2015
One hundred thirty years later we have an easier whole lot of nothing, and that's something. I'm looking at you Oklahoma!
March 14, 2015