Some people are too into pizza
May 14, 2016
#cucumber
May 21, 2016
I'm not even sure he's ever set foot in a Walmart. At least not since he and Sam had that affair in Little Rock.
May 28, 2016
Where the hell has he been keeping his tips? and how the fuck is he locking up the house?
June 4, 2016
so sayeth the plastic skeleton wearing a revealing work uniform and no pants. What a role model
June 11, 2016
"So I Guess I'll sit down On this rock And rest for just a minute..." -Shel Silverstein, The Loser
June 18, 2016
I still don't understand the old typewriters though. Where the fuck are they getting the ribbon from?
June 25, 2016
Confucius ducks
July 2, 2016
If I take him skydiving, will his pelvis make a whistling sound?
July 9, 2016
in five feet use the far right lane to make a u-turn into oncoming traffic, then turn right
July 16, 2016