Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

Just settled down for a long winters nap

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

It’s actually what I would call cold here this year, we might even get snow.  So I decided to publish this a day early. Happy Christmas, Boxong, Kwanzaa, Yule, Saturnalia, Hanukkah, Omisoka, Bodhi, Krampusnacht, Pancha Ganapati, Malkh, Mōdraniht, Dies Natalis … Read More

I've heard that the Angel is into some kinky things. Something about a Fir tree and glass balls dangling from the limbs

Angels we’ve heard are high

I've heard that the Angel is into some kinky things. Something about a Fir tree and glass balls dangling from the limbs

One more week to go. You know, I should have sent out Christmas cards. Maybe Paddy looking all sultry in a Santa Hat or something. I probably should have a mailing list If I was going to do that though. … Read More

LINE!

Four Eight Timing

LINE!

I learned this week that I still need a lot of practice with my timing balloons. Rather, I need more practice using the word balloons to convey a sense of comedic timing. I also realize that the font I chose … Read More

besides, they have yet to make an inflatable Santa with tinsel farts blowing out of his bottom.

Boxed Belfry

besides, they have yet to make an inflatable Santa with tinsel farts blowing out of his bottom.

Yup. The last few weeks have been leading up to adding a new character that I’m not even certain what I’m going to do with. Then why add him? because he was cheap and I think it’s really funny that … Read More

Predictably cliche comic is predictably cliche.

Bump in the Night

Predictably cliche comic is predictably cliche.

With the the long holiday weekend, I decided I’d do a quick comic without much substance. Not that this is any different from any other week, but this week I made it a purposeful decision. Next week we’ll be back … Read More

Why not indeed. Just because it LOOKS like he's looking into the neighbors houses, doesn't mean he is. I mean, he is, but that's besides the point.

Bird Watching

Why not indeed. Just because it LOOKS like he's looking into the neighbors houses, doesn't mean he is. I mean, he is, but that's besides the point.

in hindsight, I should have taken one of the other skeletons and used it’s hands in the photo to make him look more like he was holding the binoculars instead of leaning in creepily to look through them on a … Read More

because Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year

I’m glad my name’s not Christmas

because Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year

One of the things I like about working Monday through Friday 7:00 AM – 3:30 PM is that it is still light outside when I drive home from work. One of the things I DON’T like about working Monday through Friday … Read More

In truth, he did unknowingly land on Craigslist, but he couldn't figure out what all the acronyms stood for.

Who’s Craig?

In truth, he did unknowingly land on Craigslist, but he couldn't figure out what all the acronyms stood for.

Craigslist, or rather it’s users, are much different here in WA than back in AK. In AK, there were a few flakes that wanted you to hold your item and then never show up, or call. Usually everything was fairly … Read More

I was really hoping there would be someone dressed as a radio active Madam Curie Zombie.

Trick or Treatments

I was really hoping there would be someone dressed as a radio active Madam Curie Zombie.

Patrick: You should go check it out Paddy: Why me? Patrick: Because you’re dressed for the occasion Paddy: Don’t be cheeky sfx: Doorbell Paddy: Since when do birds ring door bells? sfx: random offspring from neighbors dressed as various miniature versions of the latest pop … Read More

Maybe it was a nearsighted owl with poor night vision and a speedsuit

there ’tis

Maybe it was a nearsighted owl with poor night vision and a speedsuit

Perhaps it is time for a change, maybe I should actually promote the comic. Maybe I shouldn’t be so cheap, and actually buy some ad space and promote the comic. Better yet, find a minion to promote the comic for … Read More