Comics – Page 7 – Plastic Paddy Pogue

After Nearly missing out last year, and the year before, He decided it would be good to dress up early. It's not like he has body odor or anything. There's a sweet smell of fungus, or mildew or something, but no BO

THX

Yes this years Halloween costume is a really bad ultra frilly Wonder Woman costume. I am on a budget here and the Costco costume was the cheapest I could find. Besides, it actually works for Paddy. Well except for the … Read More

"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to Delta flight 1791 for DC, my name is Steve and I'll be your pilot today"

Watching the wheels go round and round

This weeks comic is presented as is. The only reason I’m putting filler in here at all is to extend the length of the synopsis so that the script section below will be mostly off the text filters for Facebook … Read More

Then maybe he ought to get a new job and buy his own

Hand me downs

It is now very clearly fall here. We may still be having some 80 degree days, but the light has taken on a more yellowish tint. Although it’s probably more likely that there is simply less blue. There are also … Read More

Bumbi’s Mum

More importantly, how would the deer get into the station to report the falsified accident? Would the police even believe them? It’s not like there was any marks or injuries. What if the interpretive dance gets lost in translation and … Read More

It's actually a testament to the honesty of raccoons that they haven't figured this trick out yet.

Dash Cams

Sika Deer, not to be confused with Sitka Deer. Two different species. The former is seemingly set up in Russia to spread like a pest, specifically for elaborate hunting trips. The latter seems to benefit from a better Wikipedia page. … Read More

Seatbelts

Apparently if there is anything in the passenger seat I will instinctively protect it. Not that my arm is going to do a whole lot of good in an actual car crash. It really doesn’t make any sense either. I … Read More

The song "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" really doesn't work in print if you've never heard it. It tends to make a mess with foreigners singing karaoke too.

Tomato, Tomatoe

Trying to keep things a little more lighthearted this week. It was a bit of a rough one personally. For new readers, The vast majority of 2016 was a road trip plot. It started right about here, with some early back … Read More

When a man farts in church, he sits in his own pew

Whiskey on a Sunday

The driving pics were certainly a lot easier before the new cell phone law here. I ended up taking video and screen grabbing. The side street from the main road to the house was so bumpy, it looked like there … Read More

Got lost in his own museum

I suspect I’m having a midlife crisis. I should go out and do the stereotypical thing and buy a car. Oddly for me that still wouldn’t be stereotypical as what I would probably do is get an original 80’s era … Read More

Jared should give Hoggle a whole basket of fucking peaches

Waiting for the Oompa Loompas

Make no mistake, the President is a racist. He’s been a racist since the 1970’s, through the 90’s, the end of last year during his candidacy run. We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence, … Read More