It would be also be quite entertaining to fill it with a plastic Skeleton. or a hundred.

Dumpster Diving

It would be also be quite entertaining to fill it with a plastic Skeleton. or a hundred.

There is a certain satisfaction of a good flushing toilet in your home. Especially if you suffer from IBS, or food allergies that cause intestinal reactions.   Paddy: OH SHIT! Did we have a flood? I knew I shouldn’t have flushed the … Read More

Hey, look at that. The vacuum finally made it up the stairs. I wonder if he know to do anything with it. It's not like he isn't supposed to take care of the house or anything.

Start Early, Start Often

Hey, look at that. The vacuum finally made it up the stairs. I wonder if he know to do anything with it. It's not like he isn't supposed to take care of the house or anything.

Paddy: Good morning Patrick: hello Paddy: It’s a gorgeous sunrise. Even if everything is fifty shades of Trump Patrick: Yeah I know. I was just down at the waterfront for a walk and a think Paddy: About? Patrick: What I’m doing, where I’m going,nothing really in … Read More

Sadly, it still doesn't explain the terrible Kilt. That's all human right there.

Fortitude

Sadly, it still doesn't explain the terrible Kilt. That's all human right there.

Anybody following Instagram or Tumblr is aware I just took a small road trip to Sequim and Port Angeles WA. I took a ton of pictures, actually relaxed a bit and thoroughly enjoyed myself as much as I think it … Read More

Have I mentioned that cats are Assholes?

Cat in Basket No. 4, Blue period

Have I mentioned that cats are Assholes?

I felt it important to run this comic as a slight interruption. You see, last night it seems  that Bastet had deemed what I can only assume was some sort of pet and owner grooming session of enormous import and magnitude. Again. … Read More

Nobody likes being reduced to a mere consumer commodity

50 Streets of Grey

Nobody likes being reduced to a mere consumer commodity

Paddy: Goodness, when you go to get shoes, you don’t fuck around. How many feet do you have? Wife: Oh, ha ha. We’re just cutting through to avoid the main traffic Paddy: Isn’t that trespassing? Wife: Not if you’re going to get groceries, then … Read More

I'm not going because of "The incident"

Going to be a long day

I'm not going because of "The incident"

I remember as a child a lot more plastic covered furniture than I see nowadays. I’m fairly certain that it’s because there are fabric protectors like Scotch Guard and that furniture has become a mainly toss it away item, but … Read More

It's more like a bunch of rich kid garage bands, but it's nothing but lead singers

Plastic Eggs

It's more like a bunch of rich kid garage bands, but it's nothing but lead singers

“Hey Martha, look at this. Some bunny has left us chocolate eggs all over the lawn. Well shoot, it looks like it’s all really old stale cheap milk chocolate. Well beggars can’t be choosers, candy doesn’t go bad anyhow does … Read More

There is no helping the City of Victoria Tartan

Also makes a lovely thong

There is no helping the City of Victoria Tartan

It’s absolutely true. All of it. Including the alt text hover. Though I guess nowadays wordpress should think a bit about renaming the “alt text” to something more appropriate.   Wife: What on earth possessed you to try and work on … Read More

we're even on a shoestring budget this month

First the cat, now this

we're even on a shoestring budget this month

Now that the comic is up, and I already spent an hour unwinding the skeletons from each other, I noticed something. For those of us that pay attention to these sorts of things, it is very obviously early morning light … Read More

Um, ahhh... It's actually an art piece, the strings are the US healthcare system and the Rod the new failed Republican proposal. Yeah...

Tangled up in blue

Um, ahhh... It's actually an art piece, the strings are the US healthcare system and the Rod the new failed Republican proposal. Yeah...

Wow are we a mess or what. I suppose there is a good side, the next group of young children will be able to count to 12 without the ladybug picnic song in their head, since PBS funding is likely … Read More