Title reference for those not familiar with the folk song:
One thing’s for certain, Paddy certainly has better teeth than Shane MacGowan had. Nowadays they may be made of the same material.
Paddy: Well Now this is Just plain awful
Narrator: You’re supposed to be cleaning the house
Paddy: Yeah, but I look like I’m running out to the gas station for milk!
Narrator: Don’t exaggerate. You’re decent enough to fill out an application at any Walmart.
Paddy: Alright, fine. You made your point
Narrator: Besides, I got the shirt from the kids section at Fred Meyer
Paddy: Not helping