Put ’em to work

Anus licking should at least qualify them for a junior corporate VP position. Let alone the opportunities in the Adult Entertainment Industry. The best part about that is I could sell the children.

Put ’em to work

and so the story finally begins. This is probably going to be slow going for awhile as I adjust to using a new graphics program.   Wife: hrmm, what? Patrick: ...Sorry, just talking to myself really. Wife: About? Patrick: I was thinking of a way to make some additional income since I'm only working part-time. So I was thinking we could rent out the extra room downstairs. Patrick: Then I realized we have these two... Wife: Make resumes for them? Patrick: They have just as good a chance of getting past the applicant filters as I do.