Siri, where can I hide the body?

July 16, 2016 by Patrick Maylone
in five feet use the far right lane to make a u-turn into oncoming traffic, then turn right

Siri, where can I hide the body?
Posted on July 16, 2016 by Patrick Maylone
Something I do is when the voice auto correct screws up. I leave it alone. It was fate. It is also likely to bring a smile to someones face. Or possibly annoy the piss out of them so that they stop texting me and just call so they can get my voicemail and leave me a message.   Patrick: What the hell is taking him so long? sound effect Patrick: Dial Paddy Google Now: Dialing Doyle's Public House... Patrick: Shit! sound effect Patrick: No. Dial Paddy Pogue sound effect Google Now: Dialing Sexy Motherfucker... Patrick: Really? You can't manage to dial the phone, but you can change your contact info in mine sound effect VMM: Hi. You've reached the voice mail of Patrick Maylo... sound effect Patrick: OK, that's actually funny