Something I do is when the voice auto correct screws up. I leave it alone. It was fate. It is also likely to bring a smile to someones face. Or possibly annoy the piss out of them so that they stop texting me and just call so they can get my voicemail and leave me a message.  

Patrick: What the hell is taking him so long? sound effect
Patrick: Dial Paddy
Google Now: Dialing Doyle's Public House...
Patrick: Shit! sound effect
Patrick: No. Dial Paddy Pogue sound effect
Google Now: Dialing Sexy Motherfucker...
Patrick: Really? You can't manage to dial the phone, but you can change your contact info in mine sound effect
VMM: Hi. You've reached the voice mail of Patrick Maylo... sound effect
Patrick: OK, that's actually funny