Like I said. Too many sight gag possibilities.  I should probably just add the Narrator to the character listing. Oddly when I was writing this and laying it out, I felt like I was keeping a treat just out of a dogs reach so it'll do a random trick.

Paddy: Hello, sexy. Beauty such as yours should never be kept bottled up.
Narrator: oh, for the love of...Fine!
Narrator: Here!
Paddy: A-Hem.
Paddy: I repeat. Beauty such as yours should...
Paddy: You hate me. Don't you?