At the Tavern by the sea the cripple, the barrel and he made three He was no bugger, just wanted a tugger But all that came out was wee

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April 18, 2015 by Patrick Maylone
At the Tavern by the sea the cripple, the barrel and he made three He was no bugger, just wanted a tugger But all that came out was wee

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Posted on April 18, 2015 by Patrick Maylone
Paddy: So this cripple keeps poking me with his crutch. Turns out he wanted help across the muddy road to the tavern Patrick: And you being passed out next to a barrel would obviously be a good candidate Paddy: I... that bit never occurred to me. I just assumed he liked poking me with a stick Patrick: Anyhow... Paddy: So the three of us went to the tavern where I traded a sampling of the libations for some food. This is when I discovered that the barrel had been swapped and years had passed Patrick: Years? Paddy: It's the only Possible explanation for my tradgedy