As I write this, there is still a buffer for the comic. With any luck, the Douche Nozzle in charge will do or say something stupid again, and the comic title will be appropriate for that as well. I like to keep my hopes and dreams simple.
Paddy: So why do you keep moving everything about?
Patrick: Well this time because I need a place to sit. I stand all day long at work, I don’t want to stand more when I get home
Paddy: yeah, but you don’t, you just sit in front of the telly
Patrick: Yeah and I have other things I want to get done, and some things that probably need to get done
Paddy: So do them
Patrick: That’s why I’m moving things, so I can work without aggravating whatever is going on with my shoulder
Patrick: OH!I understand now. Porn is definitely harder to watch walking on a treadmill. HEY! I bet that’s how you hurt your shoulder