Wife: What in the world?
Paddy: Well, you know how we sent those photos to the Russian scammers?
Wife: Yes
Paddy: I kind of readdressed the envelope
Paddy: to “Putin’s Proudly Promiscuous Pooftah Providers”
Wife: oh, my
Paddy: an hour ago some large Rocky IV types in unmarked uniforms showed up
Paddy: They had bicycles, so I thought they were Mormons and opened the door. They were also quite literal
