If someone were to get me a blond wig and some balloons I could even reenact the Hilton sex tapes.  

Paddy: So Halloween is next weekend and...
Patrick: You don't have any...
Paddy: Idea. No I don't
Paddy: Last year was a bit obscure
Patrick: I mean why don't you...
Paddy: ask the cat? I already did. He was not at all helpful
Patrick: Why are you not wearing any pants?
Paddy: Oooh, Paris Hilton! That's a Great Idea!