One thing I have learned with this comic is that there is no good way of writing "sex with animals" and be positive that everyone will understand that you mean that there are animals in the household. Usually staring or getting underfoot or shoving a cold nose at your backside at the wrong moment.
Patrick: tehehehehe
Wife: heheheeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhh
Patrick: whoop
Wife: Giggle
sfx THUNK!Wife: What was that?
Patrick: I'll get a light
Cat: what?
